Nobody's Corner

You the BOMB

Nobody — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 02:40:29 +0000

Breasts or legs?

Nobody — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:18:03 +0000

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

“Breasts or Legs?”, she insisted.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

Apparently I’m not welcome back at KFC anymore.

If email signatures were honest

Nobody — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:13:38 +0000

Slow Internet Connection

Nobody — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:45:43 +0000

Lost Secret Ending

Nobody — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 16:30:40 +0000

Calling (Almost) All Bands

Nobody — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:45:02 +0000

Thank God for camera phones. I spotted this bad boy at the local Burger King tonight and had to snap a shot of it on the way out. I’m not the only one, while I was eating my slop they call a hamburger, a couple of teenaged girls stopped and took a picture of the sign. Just for fun I should really call them and offer to play some Tori Amos cover songs, or some similar bullshit, and record their reaction to that.

Evolution

Nobody — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:29:02 +0000

My New Hobby

Nobody — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 21:02:46 +0000

Buffy

Nobody — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 03:05:37 +0000

Underpants

Nobody — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:01:22 +0000