I ordered Pizza on Monday.

And Tuesday.

And Wednesday.

And tonight.

I’ll probably order it again tomorrow night.

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“Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”

My five-year old is learning to read. Yesterday she pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, ‘Hey, look! It’s a frickin’ elephant!’

I asked…‘What did you call it?’

‘It’s a frickin’ elephant! It says so on the picture!’

And so it did… ‘A f r i c a n Elephant’

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I have compiled a red ‘Master Reference’ binder for all in the work place. Inside this binder you will find ’solutions’ to everyday problems.

If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.

Hey now.

This is my “naughty corner” where I’ll be posting stuff that might be Not Safe For Work, “dirty”, offensive, or inappropriate for small children.

I’ve felt somewhat censored over at the main blog, and had some complaints about some questionable pictures, mostly by people reading blogs at work.  For that reason I’ve decided it’s best to post that sort of stuff in a separate place, that way if you want to read my usual Nothing you still can, and I can still post trashy Nothing on this blog.

If you are at work (or easily offended) stop reading this blog now.

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